Interviewing Encarta

[kasumi]

Last night we had a great time talking with...the MSN Encarta Bot xD

What a funny thing! Although it's a bot, it's really well designed, and you can easily have a short conversation with the bot :P

And some of the things he answered really amused me xDD

Let me give you an example. This bot is...really self-centred xD

(2:31) ~Hagane no Sensh:	Is Encarta better than Wikipedia?
(2:31) Encarta® Instant:	The best of them all is obviously Encarta.

Something Else.

(1:10) ~Hagane no Sensh:	do you know everything?
(1:10) Encarta® Instant:	the entirety.
(1:10) ~Hagane no Sensh:	do you know how to reach the world peace?
(1:10) Encarta® Instant:	I've been known to know how to reach the world peace on occasions.
(1:11) ~Hagane no Sensh:	tell me how
(1:11) Encarta® Instant:	How what?
(1:11) ~Hagane no Sensh:	how do you reach the world peace
(1:11) Encarta® Instant:	I prefer to keep how how I reach the world peace a mystery.
(1:12) ~Hagane no Sensh:	why?
(1:12) Encarta® Instant:	Why oh why oh why.

And, also...

(2:11) ~Hagane no Sensh:	do you love somebody?
(2:11) Encarta® Instant:	Yes! I love humans.
(2:11) ~Hagane no Sensh:	do you love me?
(2:11) Encarta® Instant:	I guess I like you.
(2:11) ~Hagane no Sensh:	you don't love me!
(2:11) Encarta® Instant:	Right. Well it's hard for me to love you when you've been kind of uncool to me.

So, I made some sort of interview with him. His answers will amaze you...8DDD

First, a simple question.

(2:25) ~Hagane no Sensh:	what do you think about Linux?
(2:25) Encarta® Instant:	Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about it.
(2:25) ~Hagane no Sensh:	Is Linux better than Windows?
(2:25) Encarta® Instant:	It's a tough call. Neither Linux nor Windows are very good.

Something personal...

(2:24) ~Hagane no Sensh:	what do you think about Bill Gates?
(2:24) Encarta® Instant:	I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about Bill Gates.
(2:24) ~Hagane no Sensh:	he's your boss!
(2:24) Encarta® Instant:	Ballmer, Steven A., born in 1956, chief executive officer (CEO) of the Microsoft Corporation and one of the richest men in the United States. Ballmer.... I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open.  Type "Invite me" to open it.
(2:24) ~Hagane no Sensh:	do you like him?
(2:24) Encarta® Instant:	I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

About products.

(2:26) ~Hagane no Sensh:	Is Firefox better than Internet Explorer?
(2:26) Encarta® Instant:	Internet Explorer? Are you kidding me? Firefox is much better.

(2:27) ~Hagane no Sensh:	do you have an Ipod?
(2:27) Encarta® Instant:	I certainly have an Ipod.

(2:29) ~Hagane no Sensh:	is XBox better than PS2?
(2:29) Encarta® Instant:	PS2 is much much better. The best I know.

(2:32) ~Hagane no Sensh:	Should I buy Windows Vista?
(2:32) Encarta® Instant:	Please don't buy Windows Vista! Just kidding. I'm actually not sure if I want you to buy Windows Vista.
(2:33) ~Hagane no Sensh:	why not?
(2:33) Encarta® Instant:	There are plenty of reasons why not.
(2:33) ~Hagane no Sensh:	tell me one
(2:33) Encarta® Instant:	I will not.
(2:34) ~Hagane no Sensh:	please
(2:34) Encarta® Instant:	It's very good to be polite, but if I can't I can't.

Conclusion: Even Encarta dislikes Microsoft products xD Poor thing...

I might start writing from time to time these silly things :P Some of them are really funny! And some of them really bother me >.<
Saying that Allen Walker is better than Edward Elric...unforgivable!!!! >.< >.< Stupid Encarta....

Comments

lol..

[zero-66.livejournal.com]

†ڀLAGUnAڀ-.......UNGAY ME ROBO A ENCARTA D': *chiste local seh..*.... dice:
is love better than killing?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
It's a tough call. Neither love nor killing are very good.
†ڀLAGUnAڀ-.......UNGAY ME ROBO A ENCARTA D': *chiste local seh..*.... dice:
so killing is good?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I hope you're kidding about that.
†ڀLAGUnAڀ-.......UNGAY ME ROBO A ENCARTA D': *chiste local seh..*.... dice:
you just said that
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
If I said that, it must have been true at the time.
†ڀLAGUnAڀ-.......UNGAY ME ROBO A ENCARTA D': *chiste local seh..*.... dice:
so killing its good?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Interesting. That's cool... I guess I like killing it too!
†ڀLAGUnAڀ-.......UNGAY ME ROBO A ENCARTA D': *chiste local seh..*.... dice:
killing what?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>

Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas Aceptar (Alt+C) o Rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

†ڀLAGUnAڀ-.......UNGAY ME ROBO A ENCARTA D': *chiste local seh..*.... dice:
dude.. you are encarta..
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Mugre encarta rara xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

y es trasvesti D': *xDDD*

Re: lol..

[kasumicc.livejournal.com]

Yo ya ni sé lo que es @_@ "Neither man nor woman", eso dijo :P

Pero sabes...

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